A dog walker was left red-faced when he forgot his pet's favourite ball, leaving the pooch to find its own toy – an abandoned sex toy.
Richard Crum and Cocker Spaniel Florence were enjoying their usual morning walk through Ossett, West Yorkshire, on February 2 when the four-year-old dog fetched more than a stick.
Running back over to her 50-year-old owner, Florence dropped the pink object at his feet, initially leaving him confused as to what she’d discovered abandoned next to the cycle path.
After looking closer however, it was clear the rubber ‘”toy” was indeed a massive discarded dildo, something which Florence looked incredibly proud of finding lying down next to it on the grass.
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Richard said: “I was incredibly shocked that someone could ‘accidentally’ leave their personal item in the middle of open countryside.
“(I was initially) trying to work out what it actually was.
"At first I thought she'd found a rubber chicken when she ran towards me but when she got closer I realised it certainly wasn't a chicken, more of a c*ck.
"I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
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"I couldn't resist getting a couple of pictures of the proud Florence and her new toy."
Florence might not have made her embarrassing discovery if it hadn't been for the fact Richard forgot to take her toy ball with them like normal.
Richard said: "She'll often pick up sports bottles left by kids or is quite good at finding a random ball. Never found anything quite like this before.
"She wouldn't drop it at first for about two minutes.
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"Eventually she let go but as soon as I tried to move her on, she grabbed it again and kept running back with it.
"The worst part was when an elderly gentleman cycled past with a rather disgusted look on his face.
"It took around five mins of chasing her to finally forget her discovery.
"The temptation of a stick didn't do much nor did the word call."
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